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Post 88 – Back off, baloney spewing ass-hats or embrace THE CYBER-FIST! :)

Upon reading the incredible words of Wisdom of the fair maiden known as SWEET MOTHER, who catapults her provocative and wondrous verbiage upon our cyber pages this day regarding the subject of THE...

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POST 89 – Life’s too short, and then you die with bubble gum in your HAIR…:)

My mother died in 2007, which I’ve mentioned 2734 goats’ worth of times. My husband, Charlie, and I cleaned out her house because we couldn’t afford a cleaning service. And I heard him HOWLING with...

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Post #90 ~The garage and its damned Leprechauns…

I went out with some friends this past weekend for some much-needed respite. One of my blog fans/friends, JJ, invited me to her birthday bash, which was way cool, and my birthday was 2 days later. I...

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Post #91 – The NOT so FULLY EQUIPPED kitchen and Negotiating with Santa, the...

The insanity meter is always exceedingly high when I go out of town, and the trip to Los Angeles on March 6 (2013) was no exception.  My plane was scheduled to depart at 9:40 AM, and I was already...

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Post #92 – About my luggage art…and the ART of conversing with strangers…

After penning my last post about my recent trip to Hollyweird, I realized I’d FORGOTTEN one of the main reasons for the aforementioned cyber chapter. So, needless to say, JET LAG, and tending to my...

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Post #93 – Death, taxes and don’t judge my BOX…:)

When you’re self-employed, preparing one’s taxes is a colossal bitch, and I’d rather walk to California barefoot than do one more goddamned spreadsheet. However, in 2005, when I finally convinced my...

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Post #94 – How vomiting on a couch led to – LOVE, honor and will buy FORD…

My husband and I have been together almost 16 years, and we just celebrated our 13th wedding anniversary. As such, I have to pay homage to my better half – especially after reading these sweet words of...

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Post #96 – The Legend of the Blue Notebook – in Honor of Mother’s Day

Since yesterday was Mother’s Day, I decided to divulge a story about my dearly departed Mother, whose life, sadly, was truncated by cancer in 2007. I miss her terribly, but her magic Mommy mojo still...

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Post #97 – Putting the WHAMMY on ex-husband #5 – or toss him in jail?

I recently learned that Joe-Joe, one of my ex-husbands, repatriated back to the U.S. from Israel or somewhere thereabouts, which, I guess happened a couple of months ago. And remember I have 7...

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Still unhappy, but there is a dog named SUE…

Don’t you hear it? No? Try again! It’s the SOUND of silence…:). The Food Channel isn’t squawking over the monitor in my office! No, I’m not ignoring Nana, and she’s still kicking. The moment I...

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#100!!! And, yes, it is all about the LITTLE things…:)

Two momentous events occurred today: FIRST -  Yes! You guessed it! THIS IS MY 100TH POST on WordPress! Woohoo… now if they were better organized/about the same subject, etc., I’d have a new book to...

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Post #102 – For the love of books, already – gotta luv Teaser Tuesdays!

I’ve decided to join Teaser Tuesdays, which a worthy cause in honor and support of the almighty love of books – described below: Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be...

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Post #103 – The story of the PINK elephant and a high school reunion that...

When I was in high school, at the beginning of my senior year, our class voted for: DEATH IS THE ULTIMATE BUZZ as our motto. Sadly, the Principal shot down what we thought would be the most hysterical...

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Post #104 – Teaser TUESDAY – about the NECK and such…

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the following: • Grab your current read • Open to a random page • Share two (2) “teaser”...

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Post #105 – About that Pink Elephant and a dance down memory lane…

As promised, the continuation of my previous post: http://tenaciousbitch.com/2013/07/20/the-story-of-the-pink-elephant-and-my-high-school-reunion/ about my high school reunion…  Photo stolen from...

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Post #106 – Trippin’ with the tribe – AGAIN!

So, apparently, I shouldn’t get gas as I leave town. The last time I took off to see Murnane Tribe (my husband’s band) play at the Rock House in Indy, I drove off with the gas cap clanking loudly...

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Post #107 – If you’re weird, and you know it…clap your hands! :)

First, my mother told me I was weird in high school because I like sci-fi and horror books and movies as well as thriller and action movies. I have many tomes by Mr. King and Mr. Koontz. For some odd...

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Post #108 – Thank You for reminding me of the Asshole Philanderer and my...

Round about 1993, I met an asshole named Eli through the personals in the newspaper.  Stop laughing/smirking. After all, the Internet was in diapers then, and dating websites were sketchy, clunky and...

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Post #110 – Epic fail on the Re-Blogging, and where’s the LOW-CARB Merlot?

So, I read this post this morning, which I thought was hysterical, and I wanted to re-blog it, but, apparently, I’m not smart enough to find the RE-BLOG link, or as my son, Max, is always saying that I...

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Post #111 – No judging my transsexual cat…

For the last couple weeks, my Mama cat, Sasha (pictured below), decided that her daughter Samantha had become a wicked adolescent (or something, who knows), and every time poor little Samantha sashayed...

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